For the past week Mrs. Random and I have been in Glasgow, Scotland visiting and prepping for our daughter’s wedding. We’ve been enjoying the earliest and heaviest snow Scotland has experienced in 50 years from a small flat that we are sharing with the bride’s best friend from So. California, along with her husband and … M, their 11 month old daughter.
Having been away from living with babies for a while (a long while), it has been interesting to relearn some of the important life lessons that an almost 1 year old can teach us. I leave it to my readers to apply to themselves:
- Sometimes nothing will make you happy, but … wait for it …
- Sometimes everything makes you smile.
- Cheerios are maybe the best thing ever invented. they almost always make you happy.
- Eating is always exciting … unless there something more interesting in view. Rarely will there be anything more exciting.
- You must train you parents to feed you. Crying helps.
- You really don’t need many toys to be happy.
- However, if you roll the toys under the sofa you will be unhappy.
- Sippy cups might be the best invention ever.
- Empty Sippy cups are a source of great sadness.
- Cheerios are wonderful … like baby bagels.
- Fashion is not all that important. You can easily mess up anything you wear.
- Being cute means you get to be in lots of fun pictures just like a celebrity.
- People can talk about your poop and you laugh!
- If mommy says “no” to something, it is immediately very interesting.
- It is really easy to train old people to make silly faces and noises.
- If you snuggle up to old people they sigh a lot.
- Being cute means that you can pretty much do whatever you want. This works best especially with any non-parental units that are around.
- Naps are really nice. A good nap makes it so much easier to stay awake and fuss at night when your parents want to sleep.
- Big people keep talking about what day of week it is. They are silly. Every day is snuggle and giggle day. And Cheerio day.
- When you are little, you get to teach your parents a lot about grace.
- Grace is a good thing!
- Did I mention Cheerios?